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Why I <3 Lazy and Nosy Biddy 
14th-Feb-2008 04:55 pm
Roses are red. Violets are blue.
Ducks waddle. And so do you.

Violets are blue. Roses are red.
Your clothes are lumpy. And so is your head.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.
If you are Nosy Biddy, I'm glad you have the flu.

Violets are blue, roses are red.
If you are Lazy Biddy, how did you ever wed?

So I was going to do an entry on the 40-year-old virgin or the story behind the Crown Royal bribe. Or tell you how to be the best informed person at your work without sleeping with anyone. Instead, I am sitting here royally pissed to fucking high hell and writing corny hate poetry to Nosy and Lazy Biddy.

( Fake LJ-cut to make x-posting less annoying )

Cross-posted to paralegals  and pre_law .
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